My new Indian Dowry Calculator cuts through the noise and gives you the one number that really matters in some circles. Based on the most 'important' metrics (your salary, your skin tone, obviously), it'll tell you your exact market price.
It's satire... for now.
Go on, get your official appraisal:
https://dahejcalc.in #Sarcasm #DarkHumor #IndianMarriage